QUALCOMM: So it is down to you, and it is down to me.
(Nokia approaches slowly)
If you wish WCDMA dead, by all means, keep moving forward.
NOKIA: Let me explain...
QUALCOMM: There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen.
NOKIA: Perhaps an arrangement can be reached?
QUALCOMM: There will be no arrangement, and you're killing 3G.
NOKIA: Well, if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse.
QUALCOMM: I'm afraid so. I can't compete with you globally, and you're no match for my US presence.
NOKIA: You're that loved?
QUALCOMM: Let me put it this way: have you ever heard of Motorola, Samsung, LG?
NOKIA: Yes.
QUALCOMM: Nothing without me!
NOKIA: Really. In that case, I challenge you to a battle of chips.
QUALCOMM: For WCDMA?
(Nokia nods)
To bankruptcy?
(Nokia nods)
I accept.
NOKIA: Good. Then file the lawsuits.
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bwuahahahahahahahaha
did you come up with that? I mean, I recognize the Princess Bride excerpt that it was derived from but was it otherwise a Magusi Soup original?
Indeed it is.
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